Dear Doxys
I do not know how to say this, I do not like. I have realized it that night under the bus and I saw your initial recording my statue of John f. Kennedy. Sure they are masochistic enough to understand that Santa Claus does not exist. I will return your ring, but I will keeping the fuel tank as a souvenir. You should also know that today I confess your passionate interest for mice.
Die drowned, Cynthia.
INSTRUCTIONS
Dear (name of the last person who left you a comment)
I do not know how to say this (1). I have noticed this (2) (3) and I saw (4) (5). Sure enough that you (6) to understand (7). I'll give you back (8), but I will continue saving (9) as a souvenir. You should also know that (10) (11)
(12), your name.
then you have to fill in the gaps of numbers depending on how you answer the questions below there.
(1) What color is your shirt?
Blue: Our romance is over Red
: Our affair is over White
: I'll join the monastery
Black: I do not like Green
: our horoscope does not match
Gray: You're a pervert Yellow
: I'm selling
Rosa: Your nostrils are insulting
Brown: the mafia wants you.
No shirt, you are a loser / a
Other: I'm in love with your sister
(2) What month were you born?
January: that night
February: last year
March: When your dwarf bit me
April: When I tripped on sesame seeds
May: May Day
June: when I slapped
July: When I threw up August
: when I saw the shrunken head
September: when we tan
October: when I nominated
Santa November: when your dog ran amok December
: When I changed tennis shoes
( 3) What food do you prefer?
Nachos: at home
Pizza: In your camping car Pasta
: outside Chicago
Hamburger: Under the bus Salad
: As you ate enchilada Chicken
: in your closet
Kebab: with Paris Hilton
Fish: In the women's clothing Sandwiches
: the Hare Krishna graduation Lasagna
: psychiatric hospital
Doggy: in a state of trance
None of the above: with George Bush and his wife
(4) What color are your socks? Yellow
:
hitting Red: Black insulting
: ignoring
Blue: kicking
Purple: pouring syrup on White
: recording your initial
Gray: undressing
Brown: Put leeches on Orange
: castrating
Rosa: Pull the toupee off Barefoot
: sitting in
Other: taking to
(5) What color is your underwear?
Black: my best friend White
my father
Gray: Bill Clinton
Purple: my mustard pot
Red: Donald Duck Blue
: my avocado plant
Yellow: my cyberamigo of Ghana
Orange: my Converse All Star
Rosa: Manchester United goalkeeper
Nothing, my statue of John Kennedy
Other: the Mad Monk
(6) What prefer to watch on TV?
The News: Man
The man Paco: emotional
Sin Tetas no paradise: open / a
Lost: bright
House: scared shitless / a
Fí Music or Chemistry: left / a
The Simpsons
coward I know what I did: Mongolian / a
Parent: Masochistic
X Factor: Is senile
from Middle-class
None of the above: Ashamed
(7) How are you now?
Happy: What displeased that I felt sad
: I bored you are
bored: there is no Santa Claus
Angry / a: that your pimples are is a news
depressed: they're cousins Excited as
/ a: that this has no solution
worried That your Honda sucks
Nervous / a, that I underwent a sex change
Embarrassed: I'm allergic to your hamster
very happy: I was attacked / on by garbage
Other: I'm open / a
(8) What color are the walls of your habitació n?
White: Your ring Yellow
: Your love letters Red
-your Darth Vader poster Black
: Your tame stone Blue
: The couch cushions Green
: photos Los Angeles
Orange: Your false teeth Brown
: Your contact book Grey
: your old lottery
Residence: the clippers
Rosa: The cut toenails Other
: Your memories from the military
(9) Does the first letter of your name?
A / B:
Your photo C / D: the fuel tank
E / F: Your neighbor Martin
G / H:
my virginity I / J: The results of your blood
K / L: your left ear
M / N: Your suicide
O / P: my common sense
Q / R: your mother
S / T: your collection of butterflies U
/ V: Your criminal record
W / X: your Spiderman costume
Y / Z: Your grades from college
(10) The last letter in your last name?
A / B - Always remember
C / D - never forget
E / F - Always querrás romper
G/H – nunca te burlarás abiertamente de
I/J – siempre te sentirás sucio/a después de
K/L – le contaré a las autoridades que
M/N – hoy me confesaré sobre
O/P – sere entrevistado/a por el Times sobre
Q/R – le contaré a mi psiquiatra sobre
S/T – te pondrás enfermo al pensar en
U/V – siempre tratarás
forget W / X - Am better off without
Y / Z - Never liked
(11) Do you prefer to drink?
Water-Our friendship Beer
: your future senility
Cups: your new life as a clone
Fanta: The incarnation as an eskimo Milk
: the constructio n of your flat
Wine: cocaine abuse your
Coca Cola: A passionate interest for mice
Juice: Pocholo phone imitations
Hot Chocolate: your Eggplant-fetishism Whisky
: To ruin the second world war.
Other: your hate Real Madrid
(12) What country would you go on vacation?
Thailand: a warm embrace
U.S.: many memories
United Kingdom: Good luck with your escape from prison
Spain: Die drowned / a
Germany: with relief
China, without any illusion
Japan: Burn
Greece: your eternal / a
enemy Australia, congratulations on your frog Leonard Egypt
: you den
France with a penalty
Other: Rot in hell
JAJA that evil is this my bad test jajajajajajjajajajaja Chela was hilarious thanks Gwen! Hehehe
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